Dear readers,
Well what a year 2012 has been. It’s January 2012 and I’m still trying to work
out why
are we still giving Remarkable Indonesia a Billion Dollars in aid? The Prime
Minister's office encouraged protesters to target Tony Abbott over tent embassy
but no one in the main stream media seemed to give a rats because it’s
obviously Tony Abbott’s fault. The Bully State came out
early, claiming that the Cougar
Mascot is Offensive to Women.
Fabulous February 2012 arrives and my friend and gifted
cartoonist, Steve Hunter,
drew this ripper of a cartoon
depicting what really happened to PM Gillard during the Australia Day riots. I
guess she was lucky to only lose her shoe? The February funny streak must have
hit me so I posted the Headlines
from the year 2050. This must take the number 1 award for utter
bullshit, but according to the Guardian, CAGW
causes volcanic eruptions and earthquakes. And there was the showdown
on which Muppet
should run the country. The ranga won. No wonder Kevie Rudd dropped a
few f-bombs. I took a quick break from Gillardstan and found this gem
of a t-shirt in downtown Phuket. The local Thai shop owner tells me
that sales of the new “Mr. Men” t-shirt have been explosive.
Mad March 2012
arrived, and you don’t get anyone any madder than Wayne Swan, who claimed the
country's prosperity is under threat
from Australia's richest people. How wonderful to see that the politics
of envy is still very much alive here in Australia. But things got really mad,
as Gillard’s Print Media inquiry reported that a super
media Tsar is needed. Naturally the ecotard Greens were stoked.
Even the UN went
mad, as they now want to ration
your food and water. Meanwhile, Prof Hughes warned that wind power is
an extraordinarily expensive
and inefficient way of reducing CO2 emissions. The WSJ agreed with the
Prof, suggesting
it was time to end wind subsides. Speaking of things that need to be abolished,
the moronic
occupy movement admitted they wanted to abolish
capitalism. I think Wayne Swan would
fit in rather nicely with these anti-capitalism retards. What’s
the bet that
this bloke, votes Labor? And the
true definition of Political Correctness was finally revealed.
Lastly, who
can take your Money with a twinkle in their eye...The Government Can!
The month of fools
arrived – April – and Andrew Bolt put together a
great video tribute for all the fools who support ecotard Earth Hour. It
was agreed at the recent Global Greens Ecotard
Congress that the following clause would be inserted into the
Global Greens Charter:
Support Global governance based on the democratic principle of one person
– one vote – one value, rather than by unelected corporate interests.
Screw
that! While on the subject of
being screwed, cartoonist Larry Pickering
produced this
real gem. And what’s with everyone jumping on the New World Order chant?
Even our very own CSIRO says it’s necessary to “save
the Planet”. Green is
the New Red after all. And Green “economics” will eventually
leads to Serfdom.
Green Emperor Bob Brown exited and “Crazy Eyes” Milne entered the Greens
leadership. Now the Bully State PC brigade is telling everyone to eat
less meat to prevent climate disaster. So I promptly went out and ordered a 1.1kg
28 day dry aged Tomahawk Rib Eye. Yum! Those Bully State PC brown
nosers should have read the Lund University in Sweden study – about how eating
meat helped humans grow larger brains and win at evolution. And reality
is stranger than fiction, as chapter 67 from my novel, EDEN PRIME, went onto to explain.
May 2012 was just as
weird. Labor now wants you to “open
up” your home to illegal
immigrants. I wonder how many Labor politicians will be putting up
their hands to house
illegal immigrants? I bet none. But it seems nothing stops PM Gillard
preaching to us what George
Orwell warned against.
Back in April the
CSIRO said a New World Order is necessary to “save the planet” and now those
scammers at WWF are saying
only global poverty can save the planet. Enough with this crap about
saving the planet! Pity Gillard’s Carbon Tax won’t
save your wallet. Renewable energy it seems won’t save
the Bald Eagle either. We were also reminded of just how big
a bullshitter Tim Flannery is. Meanwhile, the current leadership of the
Labor Party fails to understand
the meaning of incentive. But I suppose when everything goes to shit,
you’ll be glad to own
this bug-out-bag.
Further evidence that
the UN is a useless, hopeless
gaggle of retards, how else do you explain the move by the UN to ask
Robert Mugabe, former tyrant of Zimbabwe, accused of mass
ethnic cleansing and bankrupting his country by allowing 10,000%
inflation, to be a "leader
for tourism."
June means winter
has arrived and so did Episode #1 of the “Forbidden History” trilogy.
Topher takes a stand on freedom
of speech, using some of history’s most unpopular people to show that
free speech is worth it, no matter what the price. This
letter to Labor MP Tony Burke re the Gillard Gov’t bribe err Household
Assistance payments from a part age pensioner was spot on. I wonder if the
letter writer ever received a reply? And as it’s getting colder, isn’t it great
that NSW
power bills rose 18.1%. Pity it’s only going to get worse…thanks Labor.
I thought this tweet
from Tory Aardvark was pretty spot on. Check it out yourself.
It’s bad enough that
the Gillard government has hoisted
the white flag and basically surrendered our borders to illegal
immigrants. But it gets worse. The Department of Immigration and
Citizenship now hosts a website that
basically informs prospective illegals of their “rights”. From how the
assessment process works through to what to do if their assessment is declined.
And now the blog
post that got my Rant a heap of traffic - Read
the Blog about Gillard that got Larry Pickering’s Facebook Page Suspended.
It seems a month can’t
go by without the UN reminding us all what a complete joke they are. This time it’s
because Saudi
Arabia are to Lead the UN’s Counter Terrorism Initiative.
If anyone out there still needs the Carbon
Tax explained, this handy graphic does the job. I commend that Tony
Abbott will cancel Gillard’s Carbon Tax, but he should listen to his National
Party coalition partners and also scrap
the dreaded RET. The Carbon Tax is only half the job. Speaking of jobs
and things that need fixing pronto, here’s my 7
step solution to stop the boats and stop the drowning’s. Pity neither
major political party has the stones to introduce step one of my plan.
And just when you thought the Gillard Gov’t couldn’t get
more personal and affect your ability to earn a quid, Labor’s
New FOFA Law Actively Discriminates against ASIC Licensed Non-ASX Participants.
So that’s a wrap of the first 6 months of 2012. Come back
tomorrow for the final 6 months of 2012.
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