Andy Semple

A missed opportunity

The Gillard gov’t should have bought the HMS Ark Royal for $4.5m AUD & used it to house illegal immigrants.

In its day HMS Ark Royal carried 22 aircraft and a crew of 1,051 so it has plenty of space, especially with a few of these privacy pop bed tents on the air deck and a few of these Sleeping pots in the old crew quarters. With a popper fit out, I think you could comfortably hold 3,000 free loaders if not more.

Just anchor it off Christmas Island and let it also be a visual warning to those who choose to illegally come to Australia via a boat from Indonesia what their fate will be.

But sadly, this golden opportunity has slipped by. But for $550,000 US, why not buy these old “Whiskey Class” Submarines. Problem out of sight out of mind.

 

 

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Those aren't the droids you’re looking for…

Saturday: May the 4^th (of May) be with you.

Sunday: Revenge of the 5^th (of May).

And yes, I’ve heard all the jokes about me looking like a “LEGO Stormtrooper.”

You’ll catch me wearing the kit on Sunday Oct 13 at the Sevens Rugby Gold Coast.

 

 

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The “FBI” investigates the Boston Marathon bombing

It’s subtitled but please watch the whole thing.

  

Thanks to Tim for the youtube link. 

 

 

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Grand Theft Union Five

Via JGWorstPM

 

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That’s their culture. You have no right to judge them

Via Colorado4x4

 

 

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The People’s Cube mapped the Human Brain well before Pres. Obama did

The People’s Cube

With the launching of the BRAIN Initiative to map the human brain, the good people over at The People's Cube can't help but wonder if Obama’s results would match their previous findings: That the Democrat brain is radically different from the Republican brain.

Just replace the word “Republican” with “Liberal or Coalition.”

Just replace the word “Democrat” with “Labor.”

 

 

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Birds of a feather flock together

 

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It’s too late!!!

 

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You’ll do it my way – Julia Gillard Parody

  

 

 

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Wayne Swan in need of a Caption

I sent a tweet out yesterday asking tweeters to give me their captions for the Wayne Swan photo below.

Here’s what I received at hash tag #Swancaption

@Robfromtaroona I can't even bring in a surplus this small

@Robfromtaroona This is how important we are in world politics

@ms_tigertale This is how much I understand about economics and supply and demand theory

@Robfromtaroona Simon Crean's balls are now this big

@ms_tigertale my IQ is this big!

@Robfromtaroona Fuck this shadow puppetry is demanding

@ms_tigertale this is how much my policies have helped small business

@Robfromtaroona Oh please Julia, just give this much more leeway

@Gex99 surplus? Missed it by that much

@Gex99 this is how much of a shit we give....

@LittleLoudGuy "This is the sum total of what Joe Hockey & Andrew Robb know about economics"

@l_a_n_o_x wish I had a pecker this big

@BigDaveTsv I know *this* much about economics...

@SharonUren We have this much chance of winning the election!

@Fluffycat61 need just this much more to balance the budget.

@BillfromBendigo "This is a miniature violin and it's playing just for you rich pricks!"

‏@Havenr64 This is how close Gillard is to be blaming me

Feel free to note your caption in the comments section below. 

 

 

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