Andy Semple

Forget about Catastrophic Climate Change…Now it’s Time to Worry about Catastrophic Gravity Change

 

Steve Hunter is a freelance cartoonist and illustrator and lives in Buderim Queensland.

 

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WTF! Who Deliberately Put the “Semen” in my Spaghetti?

 

 

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Who Can Take Your Money with a Twinkle in Their Eye...The Government Can!

 

 

Thanks to snuffy for the video link.

 

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Green is the New Red

 

The transcript of the part used in the video is below:

"Let us determine to bring ourselves together, settle our differences, and shape and realise our common dream for this joyride into the future. In that pursuit, let us create a global democracy and parliament under the grand idea of one planet, one person, one vote, one value.
We must, we can, we will."

A transcript of the full speech can be found on 'The Greens' website here: http://bit.ly/H7rK9C

Yes, Bob. Let’s have the 1.2 billion Chinese and 1 billion Indians plus everyone else on the planet tell us Australians how to live our lives.

Make no mistake, Green is the New Red.

 

Special thanks to Wakeup2theLies for the Video. If you like, you can follow them on twitter @wakeup2thelies

 

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Who Do You Trust – Trustbusters

 

 

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Bligh’s New Job

 

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Epic Treadmill Fails

 

 

(H/T: HuffPo, which calls it the “ultimate compilation”)

 

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The World is Worth Saving from Darkness

The annual let’s sit around in the dark for one hour is on again this Saturday.

It’s actually a glimpse of what our future is like thanks to the Gillard governments Carbon Tax.

Earth Hour is EVERY hour in North Korea.

So don’t sit in the dark this Saturday night. Turn on all the lights and recognise the incredible accomplishments of the human race. The world is worth saving from darkness.

The only good thing to come from Earth Hour is all the new future taxpayers that will be born in December.

Green is the New Red.

  

Andy has broken his self-imposed Time Out to post this reminder to celebrate this Saturday night's Human Achievement Hour. So please celebrate. Turn on your lights, the TV, the microwave, the air conditioner. Andy will be back to fulltime posting in early May 2012.

 

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Just When You Think the Labor Party Can’t F@#k Up Any Worse…

FEDERAL government-commissioned research claims commemorating the centenary of Anzac Day is a "double-edged sword" and a "potential area of divisiveness" because of multiculturalism.

Bureaucrats spent almost $370,000 for focus group testing and a research paper to guide commemoration plans.

"Commemorating our military history in a multicultural society is something of a double-edged sword," the paper states. "While the 100th anniversaries are thought to provide some opportunity for creating a greater sense of unity, it is also recognised as a potential area of divisiveness.

"There are strong views either way in terms of how to recognise any 'non-Australian' military service of those who now live here." More research into the impact of Anzac Day commemorations on recently arrived migrants was suggested.

Which genius in the Gillard government thought this was a great idea? The community already hates the federal Labor government for lying about the carbon tax and now this PC bullshit.

These bureaucrats have already wasted $370 grand of our money and want to waste even more? WTF!

By the way, I’m offended by anyone who is offended by the annual Anzac Day tribute.

If I have to choose between Anzac Day and multiculturalism I choose Anzac Day.

 

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Saving Australia, One Voter at a Time

 

Weeds are also green…

Special thanks to Joel White for the link. If you like, you can follow him on twitter @mrjoelwhite

 

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